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fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle

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  • me: does 5 situps
  • me: where are my abs

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killself:

im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions

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