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So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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- me: does 5 situps
- me: where are my abs
im not 100% sure but i think i misread the directions
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