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psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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ugly:

if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass

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jesussbabymomma:

having no motivation to shower is the absolute worst

(via this--too--shall--pass)

pudus:

dont ask me about 2009

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taint3ed:

LMAO

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blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(via pizza)

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

(via pizza)

teacrafted:

"You can’t eat all that!"

fuckin watch me.

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fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

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